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Author Topic: Probably your minister Ted !!  (Read 1436 times)
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« on: July 10, 2008, 09:36:40 PM »

This is funny, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 10:25:49 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 07:49:40 AM »

Bahahahaahaahaahaahah!!!! grin grin grin


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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2008, 09:15:12 AM »

may not be my minister but sounds like my congregation  Wink !!!!!!!!!! thing is I would be at the river waiting   grin evil Wink
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2008, 11:24:19 PM »

     LOL FOC ROF LOL!!!   Need to see if our new pastor has heard it! grin

    May be a good time for the fire department to train with the rural pumper truck!
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Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)
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