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Offline Geoff

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Probably your minister Ted !!
« on: July 10, 2008, 10:36:40 PM »
This is funny, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!
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Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 11:25:49 PM »
LOL

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Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 08:49:40 AM »
Bahahahaahaahaahaahah!!!! :-D :-D :-D


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Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2008, 10:15:12 AM »
may not be my minister but sounds like my congregation  ;) !!!!!!!!!! thing is I would be at the river waiting   :-D :evil: ;)
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Re: Probably your minister Ted !!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2008, 12:24:19 AM »
     LOL FOC ROF LOL!!!   Need to see if our new pastor has heard it! :-D

    May be a good time for the fire department to train with the rural pumper truck!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)