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« on: December 31, 2004, 09:40:17 AM »

Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
 
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
 
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
 
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
 
 
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park........... "then the electric  goes out.
 
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
 
 
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"  
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2004, 12:51:46 PM »

cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2004, 01:16:28 PM »

This reminds me of a "Breathalizer" Joke I cannot repeat in ANY of Beemaster's Forums  shocked   - lol.... Happy New Year!!!!
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