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Offline Jerrymac

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« on: December 27, 2004, 07:13:18 PM »
I know you've seen "redneck" jokes before. These may be a bit different
from others you've read. :-)

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 You might be a redneck if. . .

 It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation,
under God. . ."

 You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted
in public places.

 You still say "Christmas" instead of  "Winter Festival."

 You bow your head when someone prays.

 You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the
National Anthem.

 You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

 You've never burned an American flag.

 You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

 You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

 We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God.
:rainbowflower:  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   :rainbowflower:

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Offline Beth Kirkley

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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2004, 08:22:13 PM »
AMEN!
Guess I'm a red-neck then. :)

Offline BigRog

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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2004, 08:52:51 PM »
"Cause my long hair just can't cover up my redneck"
"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"

Offline Jerrymac

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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2004, 09:48:39 PM »
You mean I'm not the only long haired old fart around here.

Is 50 old?
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Offline Jay

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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2004, 01:44:55 AM »
Never judge anyone by the color of their......neck! :D
By the rude bridge that arched the flood
Their flag to Aprils breeze unfurled
Here once the embattled farmers stood
And fired the shot heard round the world
-Emerson

Offline Beth Kirkley

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2004, 09:03:11 AM »
Jerrymac-
You might have BigRog beat on age, but I doubt on hair. He's got very long hair, and full beard (not to worry BigRog - you're very handsome).
Let's see a picture Jerrymac!

Beth

Offline Jerrymac

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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2004, 12:12:39 PM »
People are afraid to take my picture. I keep breaking cameras. But I will see what I can do.
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Offline Horns Pure Honey

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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2004, 03:54:31 PM »
I guess I was raised a red neck but I am proud of it! bye
Ryan Horn

Offline 1frozenhillbilly

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2005, 07:55:26 PM »
I never even had to check, anybody who sees me coming knows what color my neck is.
vegetarian???  isnt green stuff for growing meat?

 

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