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« on: September 28, 2008, 11:54:41 AM »

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the
agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his
favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.


Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door
frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he
would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out
upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite
ravioli.



Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty
years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture.
His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already
in his mouth.


With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when
suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon! by his wife.
"Hands off!" she said.
"Those are for the funeral."


...JP Wink


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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 05:44:13 PM »

 :)one of the best story's I have heard in a long time, (sounds like my better half)
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