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« on: January 24, 2005, 07:17:40 PM »

o.k. after i took the test that jerrymac posted i figured i better sighn up for some schooling. school is not the same now as it was a few years ago. i was wondering if anyone could help me with some of my homework?

question 1, why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

question 2, why is a boxing ring square?

question 3, why a pair of undie's but only one bra?

i just dont know cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 07:49:02 PM »

I would add, why did wagon trains form a circle when attacked by indians??? If they formed a SQUARE the indians would have fallen off their horses going around the corners!!!

Just a thought.
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2005, 09:52:32 PM »

question 1, why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Cause if you park on a parkway they tow your car
I don't know about you but there isn't enough room on a driveway to drive.

question 2, why is a boxing ring square?
Cause they would nee a lot more posts to make it round.
And how would the fighters "retire to their corners"?

question 3, why a pair of undie's but only one bra?
One of the great mysteries of life.
If you solve it, that would bring on the apocolyspse
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2005, 11:29:08 PM »

hahahahaha!  wink
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