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Author Topic: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane  (Read 1716 times)
Galactic Bee
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« on: April 10, 2008, 08:05:43 PM »

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying 6. Then hit the link.

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PS. For those of us who fly way to often and get stuck next to the jerk you will appreciate this. The rest of you may not find it so funny.


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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 09:05:52 PM »

This wouldn't be the same as yelling at your buddy..... "HI JACK!"

rainbow sunflower  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   rainbow sunflower


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I like doing cut-outs, but I love catching swarms!

« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 10:00:54 PM »

I rarely fly but loved it Brendhan.


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House Bee
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 06:11:10 AM »

I love it  Tony
Queen Bee
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 08:05:13 AM »

Very good. I love it and going to send it to a few friends that travel alot.

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 08:42:49 AM »

Hilarous!!!  grin

(we need more goofy emoticons......and I'd offer to help if I knew how)

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