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Offline Understudy

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How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
« on: April 10, 2008, 09:05:43 PM »
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying 6. Then hit the link.

Note: shamelessly copied from digg.com
Link has flash.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

PS. For those of us who fly way to often and get stuck next to the jerk you will appreciate this. The rest of you may not find it so funny.

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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 10:05:52 PM »
This wouldn't be the same as yelling at your buddy..... "HI JACK!"
:rainbowflower:  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   :rainbowflower:

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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 11:00:54 PM »
I rarely fly but loved it Brendhan.


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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 07:11:10 AM »
I love it  Tony

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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 09:05:13 AM »
Very good. I love it and going to send it to a few friends that travel alot.

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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 09:42:49 AM »
Hilarous!!!  :-D

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