Go on the fishing trip...Along with beekeeping, Its a great way to Relax,...kickin' back....waiting for a bite..gettin' a tan....
Ohhh....Wait a minute!!!Thats how people fish who dont catch anything!!!,,,I forgot!!
Fishing is more likened to,hmmmm...Sleepless nites of anticipation!!!!No moment of rest as you're wound so tite a person could play you as a base guitar...Waiting for a bite??....NOT!!!!...More like crankin' and crankin' till you smell grease burning offa your bearings...Dying of thirst as you cant let your rod down to get a drink!...Get a tan???Shoot....after a few weeks of this your tans will have burned down into your meat and then your skin feels like beef jerky!!!
Lets not mention that HEADACHE!!!Oh,..."Apply Directly to the Forehead!"...Then you have the gill cuts...you dont notice them at first while your cleaning fish(Oh, gimmee a break..Who needs gloves???)..But by gosh you'll know the cuts are there the next day!
Oh yeh,.....I LOVE Fishing!!
Funny thing about people...They always tell me how lucky i am to be able and fish and how relaxing fishing is....people are shouting "DONT GET IN THE BOAT WITH JOHN!!" I then tell them to get in the boat! We'll get out there with 40 mile an hour winds which fill the boat up with water.We'll bounce so hard you will swear your prostate is gonna bust loose any second! Your hemoroids will never want to go back to whence they came,(they wont fit back in!)
And thru all this these people who take the chance to go with me are catching more fish than they ever have in their whole lives!
The people freak when they look down at how deep the water is in the floor of the boat and see fish swimming back and forth around their feet.
This is the fishing that helps one REALLY appreciate LIFE!
And,....If that aint enough, we can go to the gulf!!
yep...Jp. you need to go fishing..Does a mans soul good!
or,...you might just get a nice day