5-year old Tommy is learning to read.
Yesterday he pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said
"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
His mother took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"
And so it does...
" A f r i c a n Elephant "
Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?
And then he see's a newspaper article about a guy running for President who's a frickin' American!