Was pulled under an eighteen wheeler when I was 24, in a rain storm, had bad tires at the time, dern hydroplaning, made note to self, never let that happen again, on the next car, that one was totaled.
Had a youngn' "not see me" and ran flat into me, and made the car I was in do a 180, only thing that stopped me was the sign in the middle of the neutral ground, that was still bent over three yrs later, haha. Oh, and that car was totaled as well.
When I was a kid I supposedly had the mumps that swelled my head up like a pumpkin, but don't remember that one, but they say it happened.
Other than that, I wish I were dead once, when I was about 30, with pneumonia, my temperature was 105 1/2 for a few days or so, had to sleep on my stomach, and my head felt like it was in a vice and my eyes were about to pop out.
Oh, and I get stung just about every day by, uh... honeybees! :-D