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I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« on: March 19, 2008, 10:00:55 PM »
pretty neat idea if mom and dad wouldn't kill me for cheating.

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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 10:10:43 PM »
Back in my day we weren't allowed to have beverages in the class room. Now here is a funny thing. I never cheated on test. Never. I would listen in class. Read most of the assignments. And never hardly ever did my home work. But I would squeak by because of the good grades I made on the test. Go figure.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 10:40:14 PM »
Jerry I had the same problem. I guess I was just bored or something.

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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 11:02:18 PM »
My parents grounded me to my room six months straight because I wouldn't do my home work. Come home from school go to my room. I was allowed out to go to bathroom, to do my chores, and to eat, and of course to go to school. They gave up after six months.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 04:55:14 PM »
yeah, the only time we can have drinks is during the state standards tests which are 3 days long. But, we couldn't cheat because we don't know whats going to be on it exactly till we et the test. so, that won't work.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 06:38:33 PM »
i know it's not honourable but i cheat....always...at least when possible, but what i have to say in my defense is, it takes me....1-4 hours to make notes so it's same as studying, also, the things you put on your notes are the ones you don't need, as you've learned them :-D. what can i say...it's my way of studying.

this method is pretty much useless as it is very very limited, i know of a better one, but so do teachers around here, so it's also pretty much useless. --> buy round bottled water, remove label, write on the inner side, put it back on ;)

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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 11:42:41 PM »
hmmm, i still have to find one w/out drink bottles. We can't have them w/ our normal tests.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2008, 12:20:18 AM »
I never figured out how to take notes. It was all stored in the brain.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2008, 06:39:13 AM »
well i can tell you this one, you take the correcting fluid (the white stuff), remove the label, very carefully not to rip it, then, you dust the glue of the label, so it won't stick back on, now you put the label back on in a way that there remains a 3mm crack between the end and beginning of it, then tape it over with duck tape (?), now you can remove or twist the label so..all you need to do is write all over your correcter.
i also have a better one, but i won't tell it here, since i know teachers/profesors use internet too ;)
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2008, 12:51:30 AM »
    Tried to cheat once and couldn't do it.  Classmate had written the answers and was passing them out.  Stayed in my pocket.  All I could think of, 'it's not worth it' and the last thing I wanted to do is try and explain to my mom why I would trade my ethics for an A.  I passed with a C.  But homework wasn't done unless I did it during school. ;)
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 11:02:24 AM »
    Tried to cheat once and couldn't do it.  Classmate had written the answers and was passing them out.

this is how 1/2 of our class made biology, NO ONE (except for two) ever listened, learned or got bother anyway by biology, when test came along, they wrote the answers and off they went across the class. of course we were lucky test were made the way you only have to circle the answer (a-b-c-d). this however applies 100% on male students and around 50% to female :-D

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 12:42:20 PM »
Cheating on schoolwork ultimately cheats only yourself.

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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM »
Ha ha, I tried cheating once because everybody else was doing it.  Figures that that was the time that the teacher was paying attention. :roll:

After that I stuck with the Jerrymac method... :-D

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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 03:14:14 PM »
 :shock: Wow! I got a method  :shock:
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 07:50:52 PM »
There's one I'll have to tell my friends "The Jerrymac way of cheating school" written by Jerrymac.  :-D :-D
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2008, 09:34:55 PM »
Jerrys method would be best !
If you got caught cheating you would be meeting with the board of education when you got home. :-D :-D

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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2008, 12:12:52 AM »
The "Board"!!!  Ouch!!

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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 09:44:35 PM »
yeah, I like jerry's method the best too. Just because that is what my mom and dad would probably do to.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 10:24:47 PM »
let me see if I 've got this right.  The Jerrymac method for cheating is to hide all the answers ...............in your brain.  :shock: 
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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2008, 12:30:39 AM »
Yeah/ Weird ain't it?
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2008, 10:01:21 AM »
Glad to see Josh having a successful post with lots of replies. Call me overly innocent as a kid, but cheating never came to mind - honestly. With todays technology, it seems hard to NOT be tempted to cheat, but luckily schools tend to restrict gadgets from classrooms, so that takes a bit of pressure of the urge to cheat.

What amazes me is my wife's ability to recall the lyrics to THOUSANDS of songs, if she could have only applied that talent to recalling test Q&A to music in her head, I'm sure she would have had a free ride through college, the old song "the knee bones connected to the neck bone"  :roll: wouldn't help me much, I'm a talk radio listener, but she could have put all 206 bones together, me.... I'm happy if I can construct a jigsaw puzzle without breaking out an exacto knife and hammer - lol.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2008, 07:13:43 PM »
yeah, we can't even have drinks or mp3's this year during the PSSA's.  I don't get it, if we got them last year, why can't we have it this year.
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Re: I found my next cheating method.....lol, would i do that.
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2008, 10:25:51 AM »
yeah, we can't even have drinks or mp3's this year during the PSSA's.  I don't get it, if we got them last year, why can't we have it this year.

because there are not very smart people posting cheating methods on the net, so everyone can see tham, including teachers. MP3 is a great thing, or any device that plays audio, you just record yourself explaining key words and during the test you just play it