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Author Topic: A guy walks into the local welfare office  (Read 1839 times)
BigRog
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« on: October 12, 2004, 06:50:38 PM »

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi . . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're BSin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.
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"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
Horns Pure Honey
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2004, 07:39:11 PM »

Thats good cheesy thanks, bye
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