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Author Topic: You Know You're a Redneck When... the new updated 2004 Editi  (Read 1577 times)
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Location: Richmond, Virginia

« on: October 12, 2004, 07:39:03 AM »

You Know You're a Redneck When... the new updated 2004 Edition!
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly
3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
4. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
5. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
6. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
7. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
8. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
9. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.
10. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
11. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
12. You have used a rag for a gas cap.
13. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
14. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
15. You can spit without opening your mouth.
16. You consider your license plate personalized because your
father made it.
17. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
18. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
19. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
20. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
21. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
22. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
23. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
24. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
25. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
Horns Pure Honey
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Location: Illinois

« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2004, 07:46:08 PM »

You forgot,1 that you work with your shirt off and so does your husband.
2 Your idea of AC is sitting on your front porch naked.
3 You have more TVs in your house than bed rooms.
4 You have more than 3 singing bass in your house.
5 The dear crossing signs in your town have buck shot in them.
6 When the nicest peice of furniture in your home comes from a truck.
7 When more than 3 people in your family have the name bubba.
8 When you go to a family reunion to meet someone.
And that is just the beginning, bye

Ryan Horn
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