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Super Bee
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« on: February 20, 2008, 08:14:43 PM »

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding Anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband"

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and -poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.   

Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart ".

"I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the Fairy we re shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish.

So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and  - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful so-and-sos should remember; Fairies are Female   cheesy

- Ann, A Gardening Beek -  ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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House Bee
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 09:19:21 PM »

That was great!! My wife laughed and laughed. Me too.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 11:41:06 PM »

Love this.

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« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 08:02:47 AM »

And women will use marriage to crush and destroy the hopes and dreams of men.



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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 09:11:37 AM »

Ann, ooooooh ya!!!!!  Have a beautiful and wonderful day, Cindi

There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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