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Author Topic: John Kerry meets with the Queen of England  (Read 1260 times)
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« on: October 04, 2004, 10:48:38 AM »

John Kerry meets with the Queen of England.  He asks her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government?  Are there any tips you can
give to me?"
 
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
 
Kerry frowns.  "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
 
The Queen takes a sip of tea.  "Oh, that's easy.  You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."  The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom.  "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
 
Tony Blair walks into the room.  "Yes, my Queen?"
 
The Queen smiles.  "Answer me this, please, Tony.  Your mother and
father have a child.  It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
 
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
 
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
 
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice
the same question.
 
"John, answer this for me.  Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister.  Who is it?"
 
"I'm not sure," says John Edwards.  "Let me get back to you on that
one."  Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can
give him an answer.  Finally, he ends up in the men's room and
recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
 
Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me?  Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.  Who is
it?"
 
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy.  It's me!"
 
Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!"  Then, Edwards goes back to speak
with Kerry.  "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that
riddle.  It's Colin Powell."
 
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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