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Offline kathyp

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Dad at the mall...
« on: February 14, 2008, 04:08:14 PM »

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, and blue. 

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.


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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 04:13:15 PM »
AHAHAHahahahahah oh my god kathy!?!!!10!1111 :-D
now...i don't see any quotation signs so, this is for real?!?!'!':D:D:D:D

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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 08:05:03 PM »
not my father, but i thought it was funny because i could see my father saying the same.
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

 Alexis de Tocqueville

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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 01:05:54 AM »
good one kathy.
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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2008, 07:03:20 AM »
hehehehe, if you ever feel down on yourself just go to any mall and sit anywhere and look at the people in the mall, you want feel so bad anymore, you see anything to everything in them places, just like at one of them carnivals, a freak show!!!
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 09:37:41 PM »
My wife and I just fell out of the bed laughing..........I guess that would be....MWIJFOOBL

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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2008, 12:48:46 AM »
That was priceless.

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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2008, 09:29:19 AM »
Heheheheheheeheheehhawhawhahwahwhahahwhahwhwhaw!!!!!! Loved it!


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Re: Dad at the mall...
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2008, 09:43:10 AM »
Kathy, oh you are so funnnnneeeee!!!  I kid you not, as I was reading the finishing sentence, I took a swig of my tea, and honestly, almost darn near choked on it.  Oh those hoots and hollars that make our world go 'round!!!!  Love to live and laugh!!!  Have a beautiful day, Cindi
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