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« on: February 14, 2008, 03:08:14 PM » |
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing
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whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 03:13:15 PM » |
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AHAHAHahahahahah oh my god kathy!?!!!10!1111  now...i don't see any quotation signs so, this is for real?!?!'!'  :D:D:D |
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kathyp
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 07:05:03 PM » |
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not my father, but i thought it was funny because i could see my father saying the same.
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 12:05:54 AM » |
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good one kathy.
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2008, 06:03:20 AM » |
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hehehehe, if you ever feel down on yourself just go to any mall and sit anywhere and look at the people in the mall, you want feel so bad anymore, you see anything to everything in them places, just like at one of them carnivals, a freak show!!!
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THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!
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Amateurs built the ark,
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 08:37:41 PM » |
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My wife and I just fell out of the bed laughing..........I guess that would be....MWIJFOOBL
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2008, 11:48:46 PM » |
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That was priceless.
Sincerely,
Brendhan
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2008, 08:29:19 AM » |
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Heheheheheheeheheehhawhawhahwahwhahahwhahwhwhaw!!!!!! Loved it!
....JP
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2008, 08:43:10 AM » |
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Kathy, oh you are so funnnnneeeee!!! I kid you not, as I was reading the finishing sentence, I took a swig of my tea, and honestly, almost darn near choked on it. Oh those hoots and hollars that make our world go 'round!!!! Love to live and laugh!!! Have a beautiful day, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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