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« on: January 31, 2008, 03:49:31 PM »

 
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to
share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
 
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 05:51:50 PM »

Women are evil.  evil

Smart, cunning, resourceful, and evil.
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Sincerely,
Brendhan

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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 06:23:46 PM »

LOL...yeap, gold diggers.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 11:20:05 PM »

But you love them!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 11:41:30 AM »

Yes, yes no argument there...RTFL.  Venus and Mars. 
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