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kathyp
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« on: January 31, 2008, 03:49:31 PM »

 
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to
share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
 
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

 Alexis de Tocqueville
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 05:51:50 PM »

Women are evil.  evil

Smart, cunning, resourceful, and evil.
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 06:23:46 PM »

LOL...yeap, gold diggers.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 11:20:05 PM »

But you love them!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 11:41:30 AM »

Yes, yes no argument there...RTFL.  Venus and Mars. 
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