Ok,....For the record,,...
Im a Polock, not a Russian...But Vodka sound good enough!
I was Africanized,....wait,.....I mean Americanized in the 60's :)If they deport me I want to go to New Zealand...As long as I can take my refund with me! If they make me stay here and go to jail I want the bottom bunk 'cuz its cooler than the top as heat rises( but "farts fall").
And last, but not least, I want internet....So I can keep coming here for all the wonderful encouragement and advice you all give me!!
Ok,....I better go run some more Razor wire now!