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« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2008, 07:34:00 PM »

JP, cute little story, yep, yep, it is rather awkward, I picture her too, poor kid!!!  But that is how it is done.   Have a great day, Cindi

Well, I have seen other women pee since then, and all have squatted down low to the ground to do the deed, very unlike the one I described. Its as if that one girl could have used a few lessons from the rest of you "squatters". grin

I pee standing up, anywhere, on anything, JP....did I really just say that? shocked Wink

Just make sure the vegitation screen is not a netle patch or you girls will be doing more than peeing.
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« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2008, 08:12:05 PM »


Just make sure the vegitation screen is not a netle patch or you girls will be doing more than peeing.

Or use poison ivy as toilet paper!  evil
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« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2008, 11:06:59 PM »

Bennettoid, for the sake of this world, go to the bathroom and get rid of all that stuff!!!!  drain that lizard!!!  This thread is getting funnier and funnier!!!  I am not kidding, whodda thunk that talking about a normal body function could be so hilarious!!!!  Yep, watch out for the stinging nettle and the ivy for sure, hee, hee  evil cool shocked Smiley  Have a greatest of days, Cindi
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« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2008, 02:24:17 AM »

Oh ya and watch out for them meat bee nests in the forest lmao <<<<<<<<<<<RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2008, 06:41:05 PM »

We only hit the nettles once, a lesson not forgotten!  Wink My husband was working on a jobsite & went to the woods to do his business...have I mentioned that ground hornets are quite plentiful here??  He musta had 30 stings between his knees & waist..Yep, there too. I can't help laughing everytime I think about it cause I get this far-side picture in my mind of a hornet cheerfully walking out it's front door...all of a sudden it's lke a solar eclipse,  shocked a UFO of gigantic proportions bearing down closer & closer to your home...bombing your town..the villagers rushing out with their pitchforks & torches.. angry..he doesn't see the humor... evil

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« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2008, 07:32:46 PM »

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You just made hot chocolate come out of my nose!!! Good thing my laptop is waterproof!!! That is a story that should be told to the world. I am so sorry for your other half!!! Hot Chocolate through the nasal passage%&%F#. Not something I recommend for ya'll....
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« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2008, 11:22:51 PM »

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You just made hot chocolate come out of my nose!!! Good thing my laptop is waterproof!!! That is a story that should be told to the world. I am so sorry for your other half!!! Hot Chocolate through the nasal passage%&%F#. Not something I recommend for ya'll....
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« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2008, 08:57:48 AM »

Jody, Frantz and Brian, you are all a hoot and a hollar, you have brought that squeeky, laughing to myself and that smile to my face, good morning!!!  Have a wonderful and best of this day. Cindi
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« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2008, 10:41:08 AM »

We only hit the nettles once, a lesson not forgotten!  Wink My husband was working on a jobsite & went to the woods to do his business...have I mentioned that ground hornets are quite plentiful here??  He musta had 30 stings between his knees & waist..Yep, there too. I can't help laughing everytime I think about it cause I get this far-side picture in my mind of a hornet cheerfully walking out it's front door...all of a sudden it's lke a solar eclipse,  shocked a UFO of gigantic proportions bearing down closer & closer to your home...bombing your town..the villagers rushing out with their pitchforks & torches.. angry..he doesn't see the humor... evil

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« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2008, 12:20:45 AM »

Try long pasta noodles. Ewww yuck
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« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2008, 08:57:38 PM »

Pee can actually attract some critters. Porcupines will chew on urine soaked wood for the salt.



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« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2008, 11:28:20 AM »

What will the next subject be, Farting? They are really good for some knee slappers!
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« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2008, 11:19:13 PM »

What will the next subject be, Farting? They are really good for some knee slappers!

In different parts of the world burping or farting after a meal on signs that you enjoyed what you ate and therefore a complement to the chef.
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« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2008, 11:53:45 PM »

Well compliments to me then,I guess I enjoyed that bean soup I made more than I thought,WoWW!! KaBoom!
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« Reply #54 on: March 02, 2008, 06:38:04 AM »

What will the next subject be, Farting? They are really good for some knee slappers!

In different parts of the world burping or farting after a meal on signs that you enjoyed what you ate and therefore a complement to the chef.

It was always a good sign with one of my great grandmothers if you burped at the dinner table, she felt complimented that you indeed enjoyed her cooking. So as a kid we were taught that it was ok to show our appreciation for granny's cooking. Now on my Dad's side of the family you better not do that at the dinner table!


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« Reply #55 on: March 02, 2008, 02:37:24 PM »

Hmmm..I must be a pretty good cook cause my Husband burps when I havn't even cooked yet!..Must be a Pavlov thing....
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« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2008, 02:12:28 PM »

My son has practised and perfected "The Art of the Deafening Belch".

He has a talent for disrupting a crowded movie theater at key points during the film.
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« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2008, 11:53:40 PM »

Bettenoid!!!  Now that was a funnneeee and a half.  I have heard these belches that resound from the very depths of the young boys' souls, boys are gross little things that grow up to be wonderful men, (but then, on the other hand -- men can be rather rude and obnoxious with noisey things too).  I take my hat off to your little dude that is honing these skills so well, great and wonderful day, lovin' this life we live.  Cindi
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« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2008, 06:46:02 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2008, 07:49:55 PM »

my wife aways thought I was nuts for saving those drums of urine  rolleyes the hardest part was hand-trucking them down the stairs - but she has a strong back - lol.
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