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House Bee
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Location: Richmond, Virginia

« on: September 15, 2004, 10:41:52 AM »

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversations
take place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room
in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife I'd build her a
new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man! You both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I'd
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy hasn't said
a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set the alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
it down, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said,
"Wear a sweater

"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
New Bee
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Location: Gig Harbor, WA

« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2004, 01:15:50 AM »

LOL! Tongue

Rand Carrothers
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