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Drugs For Women
« on: September 15, 2004, 11:40:20 AM »
Drugs For Women
 
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up
to 8 full hours.
 
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
 
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how
you couldn't wait till they moved out.
 
P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence, and prevents conception.
 
D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low
IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
 
F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
 
M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better
person. Can we get naked now?"
 
B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
 
 
J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't
remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
 
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be
used on anyone  too eager to share their life stories with total
strangers in elevators.
 
N A G A M E T When administered to a husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time
and trouble of doing it herself.
"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"