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« on: December 13, 2007, 04:18:15 PM »

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.  A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.  We all looked at each other and another customer
asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"  She repl ied , "You 
know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."   She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. 
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.  She drew a   
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.  He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, "Is

there a 710 on this car?"  She pointed and said, "Of course, 
it ' s right there."   


  If you're not sure what a 710 is look below





































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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 11:42:52 PM »

Another Good one Ted. grin

Sincerely, JP
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 11:55:40 PM »

Ted, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha....you are full of it!!!!  YOu make me wanna laugh!!!  Have a wonderful and greatest of this beautiful day, Cindi
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 07:05:48 AM »

Ahhhhh,

Reminds me of the good old days in elementary school and the fun we had with our calculators

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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2007, 06:27:41 PM »

good one ted.

ps, we miss you ted come back to ventrilo Smiley
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