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Offline pdmattox

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Ode to a Computer...
« on: December 05, 2007, 09:41:41 PM »
 Try this with some rap tunes in the background.


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
 
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
 
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
 
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot it, and let it go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
 
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your ROM,
So quickly turn off your compu...
 

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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 11:03:49 PM »

That is wonderful.   :-D

Very geeky.

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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 11:08:20 PM »
I hate rap..... ummm..... Can you really call it music?
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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 11:48:29 PM »
Now jerry did I say music or tunes? :-D

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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 09:10:04 AM »
Good one Dallas!!!!  :) :) :)  Beautiful day. Cindi
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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 10:32:46 AM »
Well you said tunes. How many times does one say "Going to listen to my tunes" and they mean their music?

But still..... tunes is pushing it a bit don't you think?
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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 01:06:55 AM »
Its catchy and like Brendhan said geeky, but in a crafty, geeky way. I liked it, where's the video? :-D
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Re: Ode to a Computer...
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2007, 07:40:16 PM »
Good one dallas, but i agree w/ jerrymac
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