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Offline Mklangelo

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You might be a redneck...
« on: November 11, 2007, 11:30:39 AM »
You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and more than 6 dogs die...

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Re: You might be a redneck...
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2007, 02:24:32 PM »
You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and more than 6 dogs die...
I hope this didn't happen to you Mk. If it did I'm very sorry to hear it, we are dog lovers.
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Re: You might be a redneck...
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2007, 10:11:08 PM »
Both your car & your house are up on blocks.  The car, not the truck, the truck is a necessity, but a car is a luxury.
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Re: You might be a redneck...
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 04:54:12 PM »
if you have to use the tractor to pull you truck out of your driveway
vegetarian???  isnt green stuff for growing meat?