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pdmattox
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November 05, 2007, 07:39:50 AM »
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord thought for a moment and replied,
"Did you want three lanes or four on that bridge?"
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November 05, 2007, 11:09:45 PM »
Good one!
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Dallas, come on, where do you get these jokes? Heee, hee, ha, ha, ha. I've got a good one too, I just have to copy it out of my e-mail my Daughter sent to me this morning. Wait.....gonna go get it and copy it in here. Have a wonderful and beautiful day. Cindi
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