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Offline pdmattox

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One Wish
« on: November 05, 2007, 08:39:50 AM »

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii  so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord thought for a moment and replied,
"Did you want three lanes or four on that bridge?"

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Re: One Wish
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 12:09:45 AM »
Good one! :-D :-D :-D
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Re: One Wish
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 12:14:49 AM »
Dallas, come on, where do you get these jokes?  Heee, hee, ha, ha, ha.  I've got a good one too, I just have to copy it out of my e-mail my Daughter sent to me this morning.  Wait.....gonna go get it and copy it in here.  Have a wonderful and beautiful day.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service