Jon was in a bar, and happened to strike up a conversation with the man next to him.
The man said that tomorrow was his 30th anniversary. Jon was impressed, and asked him how he made it 30 years with the same woman?
The man replied, "Lots of love, flowers, gifts. For our 10th anniversary we even took a trip over to Italy!"
Jon, still impressed said "Wow, that is great! Are you going to go anywhere for your 30th anniversary??"
The man thought for a second...then, "Well, I was thinking about going back to Italy and getting her!"