PUNS and Spoonerisms

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms

« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2007, 02:38:41 PM »

Speaking of which...whenever I get a bad cold, I say I feel like a runaway hearse. I just can't stop coffin'!!


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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms

« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2007, 10:00:25 AM »

Scadsobees , A misunderstood sense of humor , yes I can sure relate to that . Apology accepted . Friends we are I hope . I was however shocked to hear your corn puns . I had no idea someone could be so silky smooth and yet as rough as a cob at the same time . All in all there was more than a kernal of truth to them . And your coffin puns must have been a grave undertaking for you . Just try not to get in over your head with them .
When we were just little boys my brother and I would often get alphabet soup for lunch . We would take off running with our bowls and spoons in hand, and eat the soup while we tore around the house . Mom would always shout to us ---

"It's only fun till someone loses an "I" !!! Have a souper day !
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms

« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2007, 02:39:44 PM »

Hey , This one is for all you purveyors of fine feathered fowl . You know , the KEEPERS of the CLUCKS .

How many doors are there supposed to be on a chicken coop ??

At least one , but no more than two , otherwise ----

It's a sedan .

That vas yust a little yolk , yah .

---Burl--- the featherbrain


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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms

« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2007, 06:38:46 PM »

that one is way over my head, in other words that was "horrible" tongue


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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms

« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2007, 09:50:36 PM »

Quote from: Burl on December 03, 2007, 02:39:44 PM

Hey , This one is for all you purveyors of fine feathered fowl . You know , the KEEPERS of the CLUCKS .
How many doors are there supposed to be on a chicken coop ??
At least one , but no more than two , otherwise ----
It's a sedan .
That vas yust a little yolk , yah .
---Burl--- the featherbrain

What, you've never heard of a 3 door coop?...I mean coupe?


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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms

« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2007, 07:45:44 PM »

So , if atheletes get atheletes foot what do astronauts get ??

Missle-toe !

Hope that one wasn't "way over your head".

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