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Offline Scadsobees

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2007, 03:38:41 PM »
Speaking of which...whenever I get a bad cold, I say I feel like a runaway hearse.  I just can't stop coffin'!!
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2007, 11:00:25 AM »
Scadsobees ,  A misunderstood sense of humor , yes I can sure relate to that .  Apology accepted .  Friends we are I hope .   I was however shocked to hear your corn puns .  I had no idea someone could be so silky smooth and yet as rough as a cob at the same time .  All in all there was more than a kernal of truth to them .  And your coffin puns must have been a grave undertaking for you .  Just try not to get in over your head with them .
 When we were just little boys my brother and I would often get alphabet soup for lunch .  We would take off running with our bowls and spoons in hand, and eat the soup while we tore around the house .  Mom would always shout to us ---

  "It's only fun till someone loses an "I" !!!      Have a souper day !
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2007, 03:39:44 PM »
Hey ,   This one is for all you purveyors of fine feathered fowl .  You know  , the  KEEPERS of the CLUCKS .

  How many doors are there supposed to be on a chicken coop ??



   At least one  , but no more than two ,  otherwise ----



     It's a sedan .

                                   That vas yust a little yolk , yah .


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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2007, 07:38:46 PM »
that one is way over my head, in other words that was "horrible"  :-P  :-D  :evil:
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2007, 10:50:36 PM »
Hey ,   This one is for all you purveyors of fine feathered fowl .  You know  , the  KEEPERS of the CLUCKS .
  How many doors are there supposed to be on a chicken coop ??
   At least one  , but no more than two ,  otherwise ----
     It's a sedan .
                                  That vas yust a little yolk , yah .
                                      ---Burl--- the featherbrain

What, you've never heard of a 3 door coop?...I mean coupe?
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2007, 08:45:44 PM »
    So , if atheletes get atheletes foot what do astronauts get ??







                                 Missle-toe !

   Hope that one wasn't "way over your head".

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