Brian , You are so right about that ! I frequently work with children with FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME , and I am a coffin maker . I will spare you the sad ,and gorey details of that . Suffice it to say old Burl loses his sense of humor when it comes to the selfish behavior of folks who promote this philosophy that things are better and more enjoyable when they have imbibed in their chosen mind altering substance .. OH , the needless sufferring the innocent would be spared if they would rather prefer laffey-taffy over goofy juice . There is wa-aaay too much preventable pain caused by substance abuse . I started this thread to share some laughs with others who enjoy this form of humor . It has been good . Let's keep it going , please , it is like a healing salve to a very sore spot in my old heart . Thankyou !