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« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2007, 03:11:23 AM »

we'll have the hags flung out.   we'll have the flags hung out.





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« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2007, 03:03:01 PM »

 Smiley Smiley :)Cindi
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« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2007, 12:14:48 PM »

What happened to the little monsters when they ate their vegetables ??




                                   They  "grew-some" .
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I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---
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« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2007, 11:50:10 PM »

 Smiley Smiley :)Cindi
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« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2007, 10:29:11 AM »

What do you call a cow with no legs ?

                     
              Ground beef ?

  What do you call a cow with two legs shorter on one side ?



               Lean beef .
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« Reply #45 on: November 17, 2007, 12:44:30 AM »

   Burl... you really horned in with those.   Well I better hoof it while I can. tongue
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« Reply #46 on: November 17, 2007, 12:20:39 PM »

Ah, ha, ha,  Smiley Smiley :)Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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« Reply #47 on: November 17, 2007, 12:36:15 PM »

Hey QA ,   Usually I do do try to "steer" clear of the cow jokes , But this time I thought I should "milk" it for all its worth.  And , that's no "bull' .

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« Reply #48 on: November 17, 2007, 12:43:09 PM »

Ah, ha, ha, ha, you brought that smile to my face, where on earth do you get all these puns, Burl.....Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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« Reply #49 on: November 17, 2007, 02:15:34 PM »

Hey Cindi ,  What makes you think that they came from earth?  Heaven only knows , with a spacey guy like me what my next orbit will be.

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« Reply #50 on: November 17, 2007, 09:17:07 PM »

I'm getting a headache, it's sad what two days off school does to me. I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THEM!!!!!!
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« Reply #51 on: November 17, 2007, 09:26:26 PM »

Hey Josh !  What's the difference between a school teacher and a train ?



   The teacher says " You take that gum out of your  mouth ! "


       The train says "choo - choo - choo ! "


                              All gummed up ---Burl--- the bubblehead .
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« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2007, 11:24:49 AM »

 Smiley Smiley Smiley  Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2007, 03:23:22 PM »

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« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2007, 09:24:27 PM »

 grin rolleyes where do you come up w/ this stuff, you should write a book.
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« Reply #55 on: November 19, 2007, 12:15:39 AM »

Did you hear about the baby camel who was born with a flat  back  ??


   Do you know what his parents named him  ??




                HUMPHREY .

   I'd walk a mile for a pun .       ---Burl---
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« Reply #56 on: November 19, 2007, 09:08:18 AM »

 Smiley Smiley :)Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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« Reply #57 on: November 20, 2007, 03:25:59 PM »

Hey all ,   I went to a wedding the other day .  That's right , one T.V. antenna got married to another T.V. antenna .  And the service was awful !


                            But the reception was excellent !!

  Tune in again next time when we hear Burl say  "How come my bunny has rabbit ears , but he can't pick up any stations ? "               ---Burl---
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« Reply #58 on: November 20, 2007, 08:02:26 PM »

I can see a e-book on PUNS and Spoonerisms by burl. Smiley
lots of good material already hear.
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« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2007, 09:20:35 AM »

What do you do with old cars?

You turn them into Traffic Jam.  Anybody for a PBJ?
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