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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2007, 06:40:04 AM »
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?











He's all right now. :-D :-P :-P :-D
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2007, 06:59:59 AM »
Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?




Tell you later.
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2007, 10:31:06 AM »
Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?

Tell you later.

True story department:
I told that one too my wife years ago, only then it was a pollock instead of an idiot.  Her responce--I don't want to wait until tommorrow, I want to know now.  I can still shift her mind into neutral by telling her something is like a pollock joke.


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A swiming hole!
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2007, 10:36:21 AM »
 :-D :-D :) :) :), laughing harder!!!  Keep these funneeeeeeee words coming on!!!  Cindi
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2007, 12:07:47 PM »
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

You know. No matter how much you cut off, there is always some left.

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2007, 12:52:51 PM »
What does a person who studies geometry call a dead parrot ??






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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2007, 01:36:59 PM »
 :) :) :)Cindi
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2007, 07:07:10 PM »
Hey Cindi ,  Have you ever bought PIRATE CORN before ??
                Do you know how much it costs ??




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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2007, 11:09:36 PM »
What do you call cheese that's not yours?










Nacho cheese!  :-P
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2007, 11:19:28 PM »
Wanna frustrate an idiot?
Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner! :)

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2007, 11:35:16 PM »
So, in today's PC world Pollocks have become idiots?  Maybe we should be using the word Politician instead.

What do you call a long thin handled ladle?

A Skinny dipper.
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2007, 12:12:43 AM »
I wasn't being PC instead of Pollock,didn't even cross my mind really,used that word instead of moron.'
However politician is a good description of either word. :)

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2007, 12:18:45 AM »
Down here it was Aggie jokes, not Pollock. Or we picked on Oklahoma.

Know why there is so much wind in West Texas?




Cause Oklahoma sucks.
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2007, 02:10:43 AM »
So, in today's PC world Pollocks have become idiots?  Maybe we should be using the word Politician instead.

What do you call a long thin handled ladle?

A Skinny dipper.

do you mean Polish as in Polocks?  I wonder if any of these idiots knew that some of the greatest mathematicians in the world are Polish? 

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2007, 07:13:39 AM »
Okay guys,lets get back to puns and spoonerisms.Lets keep this topic fun!! :)
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2007, 10:14:11 AM »
 :) :) :)Cindi
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2007, 03:21:21 PM »
Ah yes ,  pure bliss of being able to express one's silliness .  I am feeling a bit spoonerish ,  anyone else perhaps ?
   I went to get my shu flot the other day .  The nurse wiped my arm with a sotten cwab and isorubble proping alcohol .  Then she stuck me with a hypodeemic nurdle .  Man it hurt !  But , I'm beeling much fetter now .

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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2007, 01:13:38 PM »
Starkle , starkle little twink .   What you are I like to think .   I'm not so dumb as some thinkle peep I am .                                    ---Burl---
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2007, 10:33:44 PM »
So, in today's PC world Pollocks have become idiots?  Maybe we should be using the word Politician instead.

What do you call a long thin handled ladle?

A Skinny dipper.

do you mean Polish as in Polocks?  I wonder if any of these idiots knew that some of the greatest mathematicians in the world are Polish? 

Have you ever tried using a calculator programed with reverse polish logic?  You have to be a true mathematican to under stand how to work it.
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Re: PUNS and Spoonerisms
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2007, 02:11:47 AM »
The bald man looked wistfully at his comb and said :

                                  "  We'll never part ."

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