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Author Topic: PUNS and Spoonerisms  (Read 11058 times)
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« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2007, 05:40:04 AM »

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?











He's all right now. grin tongue tongue grin
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« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2007, 05:59:59 AM »

Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?




Tell you later.
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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2007, 09:31:06 AM »

Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?

Tell you later.

True story department:
I told that one too my wife years ago, only then it was a pollock instead of an idiot.  Her responce--I don't want to wait until tommorrow, I want to know now.  I can still shift her mind into neutral by telling her something is like a pollock joke.


Do you know what you call a circle moving through the water?

A swiming hole!
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« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2007, 09:36:21 AM »

 grin grin Smiley Smiley Smiley, laughing harder!!!  Keep these funneeeeeeee words coming on!!!  Cindi
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« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2007, 11:07:47 AM »

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

You know. No matter how much you cut off, there is always some left.

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« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2007, 11:52:51 AM »

What does a person who studies geometry call a dead parrot ??






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« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2007, 12:36:59 PM »

 Smiley Smiley :)Cindi
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« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2007, 06:07:10 PM »

Hey Cindi ,  Have you ever bought PIRATE CORN before ??
                Do you know how much it costs ??




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« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2007, 10:09:36 PM »

What do you call cheese that's not yours?










Nacho cheese!  tongue
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« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »

Wanna frustrate an idiot?
Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner! Smiley
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« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2007, 10:35:16 PM »

So, in today's PC world Pollocks have become idiots?  Maybe we should be using the word Politician instead.

What do you call a long thin handled ladle?

A Skinny dipper.
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« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2007, 11:12:43 PM »

I wasn't being PC instead of Pollock,didn't even cross my mind really,used that word instead of moron.'
However politician is a good description of either word. Smiley
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« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2007, 11:18:45 PM »

Down here it was Aggie jokes, not Pollock. Or we picked on Oklahoma.

Know why there is so much wind in West Texas?




Cause Oklahoma sucks.
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2007, 01:10:43 AM »

So, in today's PC world Pollocks have become idiots?  Maybe we should be using the word Politician instead.

What do you call a long thin handled ladle?

A Skinny dipper.

do you mean Polish as in Polocks?  I wonder if any of these idiots knew that some of the greatest mathematicians in the world are Polish? 
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2007, 06:13:39 AM »

Okay guys,lets get back to puns and spoonerisms.Lets keep this topic fun!! Smiley
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2007, 09:14:11 AM »

 Smiley Smiley :)Cindi
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2007, 02:21:21 PM »

Ah yes ,  pure bliss of being able to express one's silliness .  I am feeling a bit spoonerish ,  anyone else perhaps ?
   I went to get my shu flot the other day .  The nurse wiped my arm with a sotten cwab and isorubble proping alcohol .  Then she stuck me with a hypodeemic nurdle .  Man it hurt !  But , I'm beeling much fetter now .

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« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2007, 12:13:38 PM »

Starkle , starkle little twink .   What you are I like to think .   I'm not so dumb as some thinkle peep I am .                                    ---Burl---
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« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2007, 09:33:44 PM »

So, in today's PC world Pollocks have become idiots?  Maybe we should be using the word Politician instead.

What do you call a long thin handled ladle?

A Skinny dipper.

do you mean Polish as in Polocks?  I wonder if any of these idiots knew that some of the greatest mathematicians in the world are Polish? 

Have you ever tried using a calculator programed with reverse polish logic?  You have to be a true mathematican to under stand how to work it.
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« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2007, 01:11:47 AM »

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