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« on: October 30, 2007, 01:06:13 PM » |
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A pun is of course also known as a play on words . They most often deal with cliche' , however they can also delve into other areas of languge such as anachronymn. Examples of such will be cheerfully provided upon request . Spoonerisms are where beginning letters or consonant sounds are traded within a phrase or name . Our highly esteemed and much learned colleague "Dane Bramage" is obviously aware of this form of humor .
Lets begin with a pun about a sign . It is a sign on the door of the Orthodontists office . Not just any any orthodontist mind you . This is a self-service orthodontist . Do you know what the sign says ?
BRACE YOURSELF !
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 09:40:22 AM » |
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Burl, ha, ah, ha, (how do you type out laughing, other than LOL?). Bring on the puns!!!! Have a wonderful and great day, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 11:48:18 PM » |
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insominiac ??
He laid awake at night , wondering if there really was a doG .
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 12:05:32 AM » |
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Hee, hee, ha, ha, ho, ho!!! Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 05:32:21 PM » |
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Do you know what the mother buffalo told her boy when he left to go to camp ??
"Bye - son . "
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 09:55:51 PM » |
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now this is just getting out of hand.  just kiddin I realy liked that last one. |
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2007, 10:19:08 AM » |
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2007, 12:11:19 PM » |
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Did you hear about the family of skunks that went to Church one Sunday morning ??
That's right they sat in their own pew . I know , that was a real stinker , wasn't it ?!
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 01:14:37 PM » |
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What do you call a hare with a lot of fleas? Ready? Bugs Bunny!  |
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2007, 03:12:25 PM » |
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JP you are one punny guy ! I almost feel as if I know you . It's like we went to different schools together.
What is a jackrabbit to a coyote ??
FAST FOOD. ---Burl---
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2007, 04:09:38 PM » |
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Good one Burl. |
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2007, 04:22:09 PM » |
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Seven days without a pun makes one.................weak.
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2007, 11:39:22 PM » |
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Do you know why oysters and clams can only just think of themselves ??
It's because they're "shellfish" .
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2007, 10:55:55 AM » |
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Heee, hee, ha, ha, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2007, 11:07:47 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2007, 11:48:13 AM » |
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Hey JP ! Did you realize that vintage American made motorcycles are mentioned in the Bible ??
That's right , it is written that " the sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land . "
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2007, 08:39:05 PM » |
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2007, 08:45:24 PM » |
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You guys are hilarious! your cracking me up with some of these posts!
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Honey is delicious
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2007, 10:13:24 PM » |
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hee, hee, ha, ha, ha. Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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