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Author Topic: PUNS and Spoonerisms  (Read 11954 times)
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« on: October 30, 2007, 01:06:13 PM »

A pun is of course also known as a play on words .  They most often deal with cliche' , however they can also delve into other areas of languge such as anachronymn.  Examples of such will be cheerfully provided upon request .  Spoonerisms are where beginning letters or consonant sounds are traded within a phrase or name .  Our highly esteemed and much learned colleague "Dane Bramage" is obviously aware of this form of humor .
Lets begin with a pun about a sign .  It is a sign on the door of the Orthodontists office .  Not just any any orthodontist mind you .  This is a self-service orthodontist .  Do you know what the sign says ?


                                 BRACE YOURSELF !

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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 09:40:22 AM »

Burl, ha, ah, ha, (how do you type out laughing, other than LOL?).  Bring on the puns!!!!  Have a wonderful and great day, Cindi
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 11:48:18 PM »

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insominiac  ??



       He laid awake at night  , wondering if there really was a doG .


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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 12:05:32 AM »

Hee, hee, ha, ha, ho, ho!!!  Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 05:32:21 PM »

Do you know what the mother buffalo told her boy when he left to go to camp ??


                                                      "Bye - son . "

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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 09:55:51 PM »

now this is just getting out of hand. shocked  just kiddin I realy liked that last one.
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2007, 10:23:13 PM »

Did you hear about the vet that had to prescribe Viagra to the alligator?









 It had reptile dysfunction! grin tongue grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2007, 10:19:08 AM »

 Smiley Smiley Smiley  Cindi
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2007, 12:11:19 PM »

  Did you hear about the family of skunks that went to Church one Sunday morning ??





    That's right they sat in their own pew .   I know , that was a real stinker  , wasn't it ?!

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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 01:14:37 PM »

What do you call a hare with a lot of fleas?




                                               Ready?






                         





              Bugs Bunny! grin grin grin grin
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2007, 03:12:25 PM »

JP you are one punny guy !   I almost feel as if I know you .  It's like we went to different schools together.

     What is a jackrabbit to a coyote ??





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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2007, 04:09:38 PM »

Good one Burl. grin
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2007, 04:22:09 PM »

Seven days without a pun makes one.................weak.
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2007, 11:39:22 PM »

Do you know why oysters and clams can only just think of themselves ??









It's because they're "shellfish" .

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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2007, 10:55:55 AM »

Heee, hee, ha, ha, Cindi
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2007, 11:07:47 PM »

 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shellfish!
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2007, 11:48:13 AM »

Hey JP !  Did you realize that vintage American made motorcycles are mentioned in the Bible ??   
  That's right , it is written that " the sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land . "
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2007, 08:39:05 PM »

 tongue grin tongue afro
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2007, 08:45:24 PM »

You guys are hilarious!  your cracking me up with some of these posts!
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2007, 10:13:24 PM »

 grin hee, hee, ha, ha, ha.  Cindi
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