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« on: October 26, 2007, 05:59:41 PM »


A  Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that  we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have  him out looking for work in six weeks."
 
A German doctor  says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person, put  it in another, and have him out looking for work in four  weeks."
 
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is  so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put  it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two  weeks."
 
The American doctor, not to be outdone,  interjected, "You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a  woman with no brains, send her to Washington where  she will become President, and then half the country will be out  looking for work."
 
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 10:08:19 PM »

there is a lot of truth in that joke. grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2007, 07:59:06 AM »

I will support the next president no matter who she is!!
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 07:49:28 AM »

you're scaring me
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