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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2007, 09:23:08 PM » |
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41) someone accidentally put dope in the smoker instead of normal smoker fuels.
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2007, 11:36:46 PM » |
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By befriending the yellowjack, the honeybee has moved underground where NO ONE would ever expect to look.
46) The Mothership collected them all, dropped them off in FRANCH and the poor things all committed suiside.
47) Some "not to bright worker" got sold on Amway products, now they all are going door to door JUST to break even.
48) After getting caught at a drive-in movie one night, they all saw the movie SAW III and are scared to return to dark places.
49) They heard of a rumor that God is starting a new Garden of Eden and thought the trip was well worth the effort concidaring man has turned them into a modified ant-farm and they no longer feel like real bees.
50) Because of record increases of sunspot activity, the bees are spending an extra hour a day in the field, only to be lost and stuck there at night - consequently, the BAT POPULATION in 2007 has doubled world wide and expected to continue to rise until no bees are left or DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME is done away with!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2007, 09:00:31 AM » |
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51) verizon's new family plan.
52) the new motorola razr.
52) the price of gas keeps bees from returning home from the fields.
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2007, 12:28:08 PM » |
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53) Istanbul is Constantinople now
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2007, 02:53:17 AM » |
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54) The bees heard Rosie ODonnell is going to become beekeeper (look how she destroyed K-Mart!)
55) [Broke Back Mountain would only kill all the drones...]
56) Trump and Sue Bee have hired a mob to ruin beekeeping because the apprentice beekeeping show didn't get the ratings expected.
57) High Tension Power Lines (competing buzz)
58) The magnetic poles are about to flip, they're partying in antartica
59) Arial Chem-Trails
60) Hey, I don't like the looks of the 2008 election either, I'm considering leaving the country too!
61) How do you think the Aussie get all their bees for cheap packages anyway? (kidnapping?)
62) The bees are all on location filming the fall "B movie"
63) The newspaper's frequent misspelling of "fowlbrood" has made the bees migrate on their own.
64) Bee extras need for the next Bush's Honey Beens advertisement.
65) There's a giant beehive following the Hale Bop Comet, put on your bee sneakers and don't be afraid to eat the apple sauce.
66) Tom Cruise is doing some freaky stuff, maybe he's doing something with the bees?
67) Interest rates must be on the rise, I think we are having a hiving bust.
68) KFC no trans-fat, maybe the bees are at a consortum to work out the "honey sauce" thing next?
69) Al-queda is posing as beekeepers and destroying world pollination.
70) Bees all got a copy of Forest Gump and decided to start flying and just keep on flying....
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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2007, 06:03:04 AM » |
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71.) There is a severe distortion in the Torsion Flux matrix...
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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2007, 08:11:15 AM » |
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72)They played to much Enemy Territory and got Elbow Tendonites, so they couldn't continue flying , right John  |
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« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2007, 02:00:16 PM » |
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73) Dale Jr. may leave DEI
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« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2007, 09:38:33 PM » |
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78) Wikipedia!
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« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2007, 03:56:19 PM » |
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What happened to 74 through 77?
Lost in space where acid rain caught up with them.
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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2007, 10:11:45 PM » |
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(74) I heard that God decided that the bees were more worthy of the rapture than we humans were.
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« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2007, 12:00:39 AM » |
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75) Must be something in the water
76) It's all the vitamins they have now a days. They're growing up way too
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Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try." So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin. If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it. (unknown)
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« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2007, 10:29:20 PM » |
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« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2007, 02:03:02 PM » |
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Why without question , it has to be Shakespeare's "Hamlet" . You know "To bee or not to bee ---" ---Burl---
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
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« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2007, 12:44:23 PM » |
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Or was that correctly 'MacBeth' ? "Oh to suffer the outrageous slings and arrows of fortune. "
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Of all the things I've ever been called ;
I do like "Dad" the most . ---Burl---
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« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2007, 08:23:59 AM » |
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(79) They heard Hilary's laugh
(80) Al Gore won the noble peace prize
(81) They became liberal and decided to quit working for the man
(82) Too many illegal mexicans to deal with
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