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Author Topic: At New York's Kennedy airport today  (Read 3223 times)
BigRog
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« on: August 06, 2004, 12:14:01 PM »

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule,and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

"He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said.
"They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle
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"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2004, 03:43:49 PM »

LOL That's a good one Roger. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2004, 05:06:34 PM »

Al-Gebra has been terrorising me since high school
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"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2004, 10:47:43 PM »

I must confess.

Being a design engineer I've been forced to work with Al-Gebra ever since 7th grade. Unknown to some, is it's close ties to the fanatical Geo-Metry and Trigo-Metry, both splinter groups of an expotential power.

Thank you Roger for allowing me the opportunity to differentiate myself from this cartel by owning up to my life-long collaboration.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2004, 12:19:35 AM »

Quote from: BigRog
Al-Gebra has been terrorising me since high school


And it will be terrorising me in a month or so.  cry
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2004, 05:17:57 PM »

LOL Buzz, don't feel too bad. My daughter just started 9th grade and is having to start on Algebra too. She's pretty worried. Smiley

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