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Author Topic: Signs, Signs, everywhere Signs  (Read 1301 times)
BigRog
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Location: Richmond, Virginia


« on: October 01, 2004, 01:26:44 PM »

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE  LIGHT
GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN  BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK  THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE  TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE  EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED  DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR  ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST  FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO  CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN  REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Logged

"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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