Ostrich

[TwT]

 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
> waitress asks them for their orders.
>
> The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
> "What's yours?"
> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40
> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the  exact change
> for payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
> hamburger, fries and a coke."
> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the
> waitress.
>
> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
> salad," says the man.
> "Same," says the ostrich.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
> the table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.
> How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
> every time?"
>
> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found
> an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
> my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
>
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million
> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
> as you live!"
> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
> money is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
>
> The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with
> a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

[Understudy]

Yeah but he can cook her and have tasty drumsticks. My wife keeps escaping everytime I try to put her in the pot.


Sincerely,
Brendhan

[Cindi]

Ted, guess I should go into the joke forum more often, you certainly bring a smile to my face, and what a good way to start the day, yeah!!!!!  So, where on earth do you get all your jokes from anyways, I love a person that has a sense of humour!!!!  YEah.  Have the wonderful day, love our life we're livin'.  Cindi