THREE ARKANSAS SURGEONS
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.'
The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years a go a
woman was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's rear-end. I was able to put them
and now she's running for President.'