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« on: September 12, 2007, 05:29:02 AM »

THREE ARKANSAS SURGEONS

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite
 case,
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England.'

The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.'

The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years a go a
woman was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's rear-end. I was able to put them
 together
and now she's running for President.'
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THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Amateurs built the ark,
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 03:25:37 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 09:59:24 PM »

I'll bet the horse's name was Hillary.
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Life is a school.  What have you learned?   Brian      The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election!
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