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Offline Understudy

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How to start each day with a positive outlook
« on: September 09, 2007, 10:41:01 PM »
1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "George Bush"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you,
"Do you really want to get rid of "George Bush?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better??

PS: Next week we'll do Dick Cheney

Sincerely,
Brendhan

PS. still working with limited computer options. Replacement comes in on Tuesday. Travel starts Wednesday
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Offline Scadsobees

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Re: How to start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 09:06:02 AM »
Didn't work.  But then I tried it with a file named "Hillary" and now I feel GREAT!!!! :-D

Oh, and I lost all of the files that I was keeping in there for safekeeping and feel bad again.... :roll:   :-D :-D

Rick
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Re: How to start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 12:52:34 PM »
Scadsobees, Now thats funny right there!

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Re: How to start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 05:12:41 AM »
attack of "hilarity"? :-D

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Re: How to start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 01:05:02 AM »
understudy  that made my day ! very postive start for the day !thanks  Barney   p. s.  this worked on my computor just like  you  said wright to the tee !
Barney

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Re: How to start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 02:01:31 AM »
1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "John Edwards"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you,
"Do you really want to get rid of "John Edwards?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better??

PS: :mrgreen: Anybody got $400.00 I think I need a haircut. :evil:

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Re: How to start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 12:48:21 PM »
Ah, ha, ha, ha.  YOu guys are funny!!!!!  Funneeeeeeee.  Have a wonderful day, best of our great lives.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service