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« on: August 28, 2007, 02:32:53 PM »

Subject: Wrong Diagnosis
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> Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
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> One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
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> The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
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> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
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> The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you have to tell me what you think."
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> One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
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> The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
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> Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
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> The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong.
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> So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
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> And the old man said: "I thought it was gas........... but I was wrong."
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 06:58:44 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA cheesy
Good one Ted
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 07:16:54 PM »

 grin  good one ted.
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 10:21:11 AM »

Ted, haa, haa, yep, gotta make ya wanna laugh.  Wonderful day, greatest of life.  Cindi
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