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Offline pdmattox

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Meet My Mistress...
« on: August 20, 2007, 07:21:30 PM »

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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Re: Meet My Mistress...
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 07:34:11 PM »
What state are they in? Some places it would be the husband not doing all those things after the big D
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Re: Meet My Mistress...
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 01:31:43 PM »
If only women were so understanding.

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Re: Meet My Mistress...
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2007, 02:38:26 PM »
usually they're not:

After 25 years of marriage, one morning husband looked at his wife and started talking:
My dear, 25 years ago, we lived in a small flat, had a small and old car, we slept on a couch and watched a cell-phone sized BW TV. but when i was in bed, i was lying next to a 25 year old beautiful woman.
now, i have a big house with even bigger garden, a brand new mercedes, the plasma TV is bigger than our old bedroom, but when i'm in bed, there's a 50 year old woman next to me. something isn't right here...

I'm lucky to have such a racional wife, she said all i have to do, is find a 25 year old woman, she'll take care of the rest!