A beloved cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the
casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart
opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.