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August 15, 2007, 03:07:05 PM »
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog & her cat.The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look."That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with
admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to
the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't
want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl
replied
thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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Re: Firefighter
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August 15, 2007, 04:31:41 PM »
Lol...i always figured that cats had to be good for something!!!
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Kathy, ah, ha, ha, ha. That was funny. Best of this beautiful day, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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