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« on: August 15, 2007, 03:07:05 PM »


A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog & her cat.The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look."That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with
admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to
the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't
want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl
replied
thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."


 
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 04:31:41 PM »

Lol...i always figured that cats had to be good for something!!! grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 01:05:02 PM »

Kathy, ah, ha, ha, ha.  That was funny.  Best of this beautiful day, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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