2008 Democratic National Convention

[pdmattox]

Schedule of Events

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag  burning

7:15 pm ~  Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20  pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~  Nonreligious  prayer and worship with Jesse  Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm ~  Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast

8:00 pm ~  How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15  pm ~  Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm ~  Our Troops are War  Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm ~  Memorial service for Saddam and  his sons -  Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~  "Answering  Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes  a toast

11:05 pm ~  Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney  transplant fund, 
Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm ~  Free the Freedom  Fighters from Guantanamo Bay  Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~  Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~  How George Bush  Brought Down the World Trade  Towers -  Howard
Dean

12:15 am ~  "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan  Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast

12:30 am ~  Satellite address by Mahmoud  Ahmadinejad

12:45 am ~  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by  Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05  am ~  Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~  Ted  Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~  Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
 

[LocustHoney]

That is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Understudy]

That is funny I will have to find the schedule for the Republican convention but I fear it is in the shredder along with the constitution.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

[pdmattox]

That is funny I will have to find the schedule for the Republican convention but I fear it is in the shredder along with the constitution.

Sincerely,
Brendhan