Kathy, what you said me me split my guts laughing, my Husband looked at me as though I was nuts!!!!
Honestly, I know what you say about the goats. We have had goats and man they are a pain in the butt. I would sooner use a weed wacker than a goat for cutting brush. We had Nubian goats and they were incredibly weird.
When I used to go out and feed the horses, sometimes the goat would be around, if she got a chance to get her head into the horses pail while I was carrying the grain, it was near to impossible to get that strong goat neck out of the bucket. Man, I can't believe their strength when they wanted what wasn't theirs. They always got out and when they got up into my raspberries, that was it. I couldn't stand no more and I sent then off to the auction. I honestly had had enough, they got into everything and everywhere they shouldn't have.
So, I must say no to goats. And, I don't believe for a minute that they eat weeds, like Kathy said, blackberries, yes. Have a wonderful and beautiful day.
Ha, Kathy I'm still laughin' about you saying they will break a screen door so they can crap in your house, that was so ding dong funny!!!!!! Cindi