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Queen Bee
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« on: July 26, 2007, 08:33:01 PM »

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes -
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years left."
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.

America's smartest woman took my school bag."

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2007, 06:48:19 PM »


that's one to send around.  hadn't heard it before.

.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

 Alexis de Tocqueville
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2007, 07:45:05 PM »

i'm circulating that one too. grin
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Field Bee
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2007, 06:39:23 AM »

Strange...  I learned this joke 25 years ago about the Norwegian, Danish and the Swedish in a doomed plane with two parachutes.  The Swedish (off course) took the rucksack smiley
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2007, 10:05:58 PM »

E, i heard a different version also but this is good.....


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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 05:12:48 PM »

when i heard it 30 years ago jimmy carter took the back pack

vegetarian???  isnt green stuff for growing meat?
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